DOORS: 8:15 PM

SHOW: 8:30 PM

PROOF OF VACCINATION REQUIRED

20 women compete to be pop-star-comedian Ian Lockwood's heterosexual girlfriend! With 5 rounds -- Gown, Age, Talent, Verisimilitude, and Emotional Support -- any of these beautiful women could be crowned Ian's Girlfriend. With performances from the contestants and a musical performance from Ian himself.

The winner will reign as Ian's heterosexual girlfriend for one (1) year and receive a one (1) year supply of hot dogs from Jonathan's Crazy Hot Dogs*.

* One (1) year supply of hot dogs is defined as one thousand (1000) hot dogs and will be delivered in one shipment on January 1st, 2022. Buns not included.

** This is a real pageant, not a play.

Must be 21+ to attend.

Tickets: $15