DOORS: 8:00 PM
SHOW: 8:30 PM
PROOF OF VACCINATION REQUIRED
25 women compete to be pop-star-comedian Ian Lockwood's heterosexual girlfriend! With 5 rounds -- Gown & Age, Talent, Gift, Verisimilitude, and Emotional Support -- any of these beautiful women could be crowned Ian's Girlfriend. With stand up from last year's winner in from Chicago, Kristi Durkin, and a musical performance from Ian himself.
The winner will reign as Ian's heterosexual girlfriend for one (1) year and receive a one (1) year supply of hot dogs from Jonathan's Crazy Hot Dogs*.
* One (1) year supply of hot dogs is defined as one thousand (1000) hot dogs and will be delivered in one shipment on January 1st, 2022. Buns not included.
** Auction proceeds will be donated to Helping Women Period.
*** This is a real pageant, not a play.
Must be 21+ to attend.
Tickets: $15